EMAIL APOK - joe@skullz.org - IM APOK - Apokalypse000


By now more myth than man, Apok has been an internet tradition for many years. Conceived in the late seventies, the child Apok suckled at the teats of a Commodore 64 and 2400 baud modem. He discovered necrophelia at an early age, and once made a birthday wish to become a cult leader before the age of 30. Apok's claims to faim are they he keyed the term Tubertarian, slept in Lauren's brother's bed on two occassions, once spooned and shared a good cry with Porkfry, and gave an SDO shirt to Gabe of Penny Arcade upon request.

The Apok currently resides in Baltimore with his wife and sister. In his spare time, Apok enjoys movies, housework, and a well prepared sweet potato. Apok and his wife were married on Halloween in 2000. The ceremony was held in their backyard, and the cake contained boiled babyfat.

A Word about SDO.

Although Apok's regime spans several lifetimes, the digital incarnation was erected in 1999. The site is not to be called "skulls," and if Apok hears one call it that, Apok will stab one's eyes out with a screwdriver. It can be referred to as "sdo," "skullzdotorg," or "the holy regime of o Apok our lord." Past layouts have illustrated Apok's interests in skulls, the color black, hot chicks in bondage, and the communist regime of the USSR. The current layout loosely represents Apok's growing interest in Asian horror movies, kung fu movies, martial arts, and Asian culture in general (although Apok still does not watch anime). Several people blog on SDO, and although Apok's real name is Joe, Joe Cool is not the same person. Please, people, get it straight. If you want to assimilate yourself into the SDO culture, stickers and shirts are available.

Here are several links for your entertainment.

SDO Merchandise:
Coffin Stickers
Dead Hooker Shirts
Soviet Shirts

Shitty Techno Music Apok Writes

More Apok blogging:
Duckduckduckgoose.com (currently not updated)
Ask Honeybeemanor

Sites Apok has Designed:
Trephine
MEATJACK
Corpses By The Bunch
Full Moon Pub & Grill
DuckDuckDuckGoose


A Gallery of Apok

Various Pictures Apok takes

Apok's Old Poetry

Apok's Old Art

Apok expresses himself through the art of Dreamcatcher

Cam Archive Spanning Four Years of Apok

A Few Pictures for Apok's Wedding